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Sleep Finger 

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To finger your bed mate while you are falling asleep or are already asleep. This has two possible scenarios. 1. The individual doing the fingering begins to finger the bed mate's clitoris and suddenly falls asleep without notice. 2. One individual starts to finger the other's clitoris while both individuals are asleep. As a side note, it is not uncommon for the one being fingered to get aroused while the one doing the fingering is not even actually awake.
Dan and amanda are together in bed...

1. Dan consciously rolls towards Amanda in bed and begins fingering her clitoris.

Amanda beings to get aroused.

Dan suddenly falls asleep with his hand on Amanda's clitoris or in her vagina.

2. Dan and Amanda are both fast asleep...

Dan rolls over towards Amanda and begins to finger Amanda while they are both sleeping

**Amanda awakens aroused to find Dan fully asleep (sleep fingering her).
Sleep Finger by DamandaInSF January 21, 2014
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The Sleepy Finger 

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The act of pleasuring a women with very sleepy fingers, after the man has come to fruition and is no longer interested and would rather go to sleep.
Yeah...I was finished but she still hadn't had an orgasm so I had to give her The Sleepy Finger.
The Sleepy Finger by ticklebear August 31, 2011

Sleep-fingering

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The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.
Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.
Sleep-fingering by JT1523 December 22, 2017

Sleepy Finger 

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When you are pretending to sleep next to a girl and she is completely in a deep sleep. You stick your hand down their pants and finger them in their sleep.
Alex: Wow she's actually asleep.

*Gives the Sleepy Finger*

Rosie: hmmm

*Wakes Up*

Rosie: What the **** do you think your doing! Get the **** out now!!

*Kicks in the penis*

Finger Sweep 

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The act of fingering your dates vagina under the ruse of digital coitus then moments later pretending to scratch your nose to smell if you are going down on her or not.
I'm glad I did a finger sweep first on Christina last night cuz she smelled rank. I almost went down on that.
Finger Sweep by XXX66 October 17, 2010

sheepfinger

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one who likes to fuck sheep. like andy from chester
that sheepfinger caught anthrax from that sick sheep.
sheepfinger by someone May 8, 2003

sheepfinger

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anyone who is dumb enough to buy and drive an aztec
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