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Your dirty, cheap, asshole friend that no ones else likes. People tell him this, but he thinks they're all reality they don't like him because he is a dirty, cheap asshole friend.
1) "Oh fuck! Who invited Skiffdick? He's that dirty cheap, asshole friend of yours isn't he"

2) Person 1: "Did you talk to Skiffdick?"
Person 2: "No. He's a piece of shit."

3)"That kid is a real Skifdick. He is kind of fat and non-athletic isn't he?"

4) "We went out for my birthday last night. I had to pay for Nussbaum...he's such a skiffdick."
by Johnny, Lugi and Lino September 29, 2007
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