Simple Dick 

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

Simple Dick by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

Simple Dick 

A person (usually a guy), that is genuinely nice and
mild-mannered, but is prone to bouts of assholery, jackassery and basic insensitivity.

Mostly, Simple Dicks are unaware of their apparent faux pas' and think nothing of them. They don't think twice about other's feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.

Simple Dicks are not purposely that way. Usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. They have "Tsundere-like" qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.

Carmine: "Jesus man! Your such an ass. Why are you always such a simple dick? I know Janet can be a bit much, but why'd you have to say what you did? I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend for shit's sake."

Lucian: "Oh well man. She shouldn't have broken up with her boyfriend. That shit isn't my fault. I could care less."

Simple Dick by Ms. Lacuna August 9, 2009

Dick Simple

(1) When something is so easy to understand that everyone knows it. (2) A straightforward proposition.

Everyone knows that Friday comes after Thursday, that's dick simple.

Dick Simple by JujuBee1234 June 13, 2010

Simpleduck 

a person who has a large attraction to femboys

Simpleduck, Why are you riding a horse?

Simpleduck by killingyourselfisfun!! :3 September 20, 2023

SimpleDuck 

A person who feels romantic or sexual attraction to Shuriken from phighting

"SimpleDuck, why are you on a horse?"

SimpleDuck by It's Porbin' Time March 24, 2024