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schwasty face 

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.
Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face
schwasty face by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007

Shwaysty Face-ted 

(SH-Way-STE Face-tid)

To be really, really, really, really, really, reaally, high.
"After hitting that triple hash bowl, I was Shwaysty Face-ted."

"You look Shwaysty Face-ted."
Shwaysty Face-ted by FinShaggy October 31, 2011

Schwasty-Faced 

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
Schwasty-Faced by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

Schwasty Faced'ed 

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.
Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

swastyfaced 

"Did you see Jose last night? He was swastyfaced"... "lets get swastyfaced tonight"
swastyfaced by CUPCAKE-DUH February 25, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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