shitty mullet
An short-lived and unpopular hair-style involving a "short" trim on the top and sides of the head, leaving the back section to grow long. Human shit is used to style the hair (dog, cow and rabbit shit were also used as an alternative to human shit) The Shitty Mullet is often confused with the regular mullet and is still popular in remote parts of western Australia.
"have you seen that guys new Shitty mullet"?

"yeah bro, that's not a shitty mullet, its just a regular mullet"

"well, it smelt like a shitty mullet..."
by The big v man May 29, 2013
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