Shit wager

where one guy bets another guy that he can't shit in the middle of the street and get away with it.

Man1: I bet you three hundred dollars you can't go out in the middle of that cross walk pull down your pants and shit and get away with it.
Man2:Okay your on.
And 6that is an example of a shit wager.

by Deep blue 2012 October 31, 2009

shit water

“Shit water” is water that someone has shit in. Typically this water is from the toilet.

Bob: Dude, that sucked… I just got shit water all over my ass!

John: What!

Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!

by 4035 September 15, 2006

african shit water

When you pull a grav so milky the smoke inside looks like it's filled with African shit water.

Yo you trying to pull some African shit water before the concert tonight

by Milkman8 December 19, 2017

shit wafer

Also known as a dog fart. Commonly expelled from bulldogs who eat excessive amounts of raw hide and then as they are jumping onto a bed or couch it happens suddenly...in slow motion it is a disastrous attack to your nostrils. Gasping for air you taste nothing but shit wafer .... molecules of poop.

Lilly the bulldog consumes a 3 pound raw hide and attempts a leap onto the sofa when you and your girlfriend are watching a chic flick because you are hoping to score. Then out of no where you are overcome by the smell. Her eyes start to water and she runs out of the room, but she goes wrong way and runs right towards the shit wafer.

by bubba1277 April 21, 2011

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

water shit

when you have the shits so bad you are essentially shitting only water.

I ate nothing but Chipotle the last three days. I've almost reached the fabled water shit.

by brown johnson November 25, 2009