Shit Ride

A fuckin car that is always breaking down in the middle of the city and you gotta Shit so you go in the back seat in a bag because there is no fuckin Shit House in site and to many people around then after that you have a ShitBag to get rid of what a Fuckin Shit Ride

Car- Shit Ride won't fuckin start feel Shit coming on jump in back seat grab Wal-Mart bag and Shit away use spare Taco Bell napkins....

Shit Ride by Eric Shit Pants February 4, 2009

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shit rider

Girl who fucks a girl/guy with a strap-on in the ass

Jenny’s a shit rider. She fucked Kim yesterday

shit rider by YokoJoko October 6, 2020

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Shit Rider

A baby that is born at the same time as when their mother takes a shit, therefore riding the shit

Person 1: Hey I heard your mom shat while you were born, you shit rider.

Shit Rider by NOTashitrider April 16, 2021

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shitride

shitty, worthless, unworthy, bunk, crapola, lame, etc.

"damn bro, these headphones are shitride"

shitride by stiger April 19, 2003

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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