Where one finds that he/she is lost and far from home, and the fear of it all makes the person need to take a nervous poo.
The poo is taken in a strangers open garage, behind the car (preferably in the far corner)
The poo is taken in a strangers open garage, behind the car (preferably in the far corner)
Friend: "Yo man, what happened to you last night after that house party?"
Fredi Xhikola: "Ah man, I left to go home but had no idea where I was and I was so desperate for a shit..."
Friend: "HAHAHA... So you held it in until you got home, right?"
Fredi Xhicola: "I was so scared of crapping myself, so I had to take a shit in a garage"
Friend: "What did you wipe with?"
Fredi Xhikola: "I didn't wipe..."
(end of friendship)
Fredi Xhikola: "Ah man, I left to go home but had no idea where I was and I was so desperate for a shit..."
Friend: "HAHAHA... So you held it in until you got home, right?"
Fredi Xhicola: "I was so scared of crapping myself, so I had to take a shit in a garage"
Friend: "What did you wipe with?"
Fredi Xhikola: "I didn't wipe..."
(end of friendship)
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