A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes February 26, 2012