Sheriff of Nothingham 

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.

We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.

Sheriff of Nothingham by Deli Llama November 22, 2011

Disney Sheriff of Nottingham

A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.

Man 1: "Where were you last night?"

Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"

Disney Sheriff of Nottingham by Disney Sheriff of Nottingham December 4, 2010

sheriff of nottingham

A person or entity of authority, such as a CEO or government, who unfairly gains wealth at the expense of those under their authority via exorbitant taxes, garnishments, etc. regardless of legality

That crooked boss of ours is a real sheriff of nottingham...the bastard keeps cutting our wages so he can make bigger profits.

sheriff of nottingham by sirgillius March 1, 2010

Sheriff of Noddingham 

When an individual has ingested a lethal amount amount opiates. (Heroin, Vicodin, Percoden, Morphine, Loratabs, etc.

Dat nigga did to much heron. Dem’s mouth is open and they be droolin’, and shit., you be patrolling da hood like the Sheriff of Noddingham again. We finna to Narcan yo punk ass if youz don’t get a handle on dat shit dawg.

Sheriff of Noddingham by HUD1974 November 16, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019