Shart Stick 

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.

Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....

Shart Stick by Draksar July 22, 2022

Short Stick Wizard 

When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.

Short Stick Wizard by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009

short stick

A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.

That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.

Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.

That fucking Ned is a short stick.

short stick by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

Cosmic Short Stick 

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

Cosmic Short Stick by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010

Glass shard stick 

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

Glass shard stick by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick 

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

shaft stick

an invisible stick that holds the moon in the sky/ space

i was looking through my telescope and i spotted something that almost looked like a shaft stick!!!!

shaft stick by spankyfreak February 27, 2022