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Sharp as Marbles

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...
What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...
by TreDubDizzle August 3, 2009
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You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.
You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.
by John Joe September 20, 2012
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Sharp as a Marble

If you can't figure out what this means, it's probably you.
Person 1: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Person 2: Not the sharpest? He's as sharp as a marble.
by j99barker June 29, 2016
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