Shallow Ship

When your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.

Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."

Shallow Ship by suicidallyreckless October 18, 2012

shipwreck in shallow water 

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately

"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"

shipwreck in shallow water by RCCG May 22, 2008

swallowship 

A reward someone receives for giving really good oral sex.

Her head was so good she wins a swallowship.
You see that new car that Betsy just got from her man? That's definitely a reward from her swallowship.

swallowship by assregation June 23, 2014

Swallowship 

The amount of money given in a settlement to a girl who sleeps with a celebrity and reveals it to the public.

Peep 1: "Did you hear about what Bret Farve did to that girl?"

Peep 2: "Psssh, its nothing, that girl just wanted a swallowship"

Swallowship by Jimmy from that party January 25, 2011

swallowship 

Drinking in a pub with a common group of friend. used in communities where people commonly christian usually go for fellowships

Dude, are you not joining us for swallowship after work?

swallowship by gumamos August 5, 2010