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Shallow Ship

When your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.
Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."
by suicidallyreckless October 18, 2012
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shipwreck in shallow water

Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately
"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"
by RCCG May 22, 2008
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swallowship

A reward someone receives for giving really good oral sex.
Her head was so good she wins a swallowship.
You see that new car that Betsy just got from her man? That's definitely a reward from her swallowship.
by assregation June 23, 2014
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Swallowship

The amount of money given in a settlement to a girl who sleeps with a celebrity and reveals it to the public.
Peep 1: "Did you hear about what Bret Farve did to that girl?"

Peep 2: "Psssh, its nothing, that girl just wanted a swallowship"
by Jimmy from that party January 25, 2011
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Drinking in a pub with a common group of friend. used in communities where people commonly christian usually go for fellowships
Dude, are you not joining us for swallowship after work?
by gumamos August 5, 2010
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