Shallow Fart 

A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.

I'm having really shallow farts right now" = "My contractions are getting closer together

Shallow Fart by cannibal pete May 29, 2010

swallow a fart 

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

swallow a fart by Holdin1now February 9, 2017

shallowfatuation 

1. a more complicated form for .. girlfriend + boyfriend in elementary school/secondary school
2. people who "think" they're in love , but they're only going out with someone because of a physical feature (boytoy or girltoy)
3. shallow - only cares about appearance
infatuation - a foolish attraction that only lasts for a while till either one realizes that they're sick of each other
4. FOOOOOOL

person 1 - " they were talking so much in class today , i bet they're gunna hook up soon "

person 2 - " AHAHAHAH like that even matters , who cares .. if they hook up , its just shallowfatuation , they'll break up sooner than you think "

person 1 - " typical hookup "

shallowfatuation by yuiop. June 15, 2009