Seibert 

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

Seibert by sluurp October 25, 2009

sexpert 

The expert on everything sexual, or having to do with sex.

boy 1: who can ask about sex?
boy 2: ask John, he's a sexpert!

sexpert by csexpert November 12, 2010

sexpert 

a person that is very good and know a lot about sex.

That lady on the Sunday Night Sex Show is a sexpert.

sexpert by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

sexpert 

Someone who has studied, or knows much about sex. This is the kind of person you can go to for advice, tips and tricks.

Sally: Man, I'm thinking about screwing my boyfriend. What do you think?
Catherine: Don't ask me, ask Kate the sexpert.

sexpert by Kater tots September 14, 2007

seybertown sluts 

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

seybertown sluts by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Sexertainment 

A relationship that is based purely on sex all the while keeping one partner entertained for the time being, until finding someone else.

Girl one: Hey girl I noticed you and Garry have been going out regularly. Is it getting serious?

Girl two: No girl, he is just sexertainment. Something to keep me from being bored!

Sexertainment by CandieLand September 21, 2009

sexpert 

Someone who is an expert at sex and sexual topics.

My girlfriend and I were having issues with our sex life and got advice from a sexpert.

sexpert by dougf March 16, 2009