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safe sex kink 

when you or your partner can only get turned on knowing that you are having the safest sex possible. this includes being on the pill, being tested for all std's, and also wearing a condom.
I got so hard knowing that my bitch was tested and on the pill, i fucking love my safe sex kink.
safe sex kink by notafuckassbitch August 16, 2018

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex 

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?

kinky-sex 

A type of sexual intercourse that is controversial among different people; some think it is vulgar while others acknowledge and praise that it brings more sexual excitement. Kinky sex is often regarded as sex involving BDSM, sex toys or simply ceaseless sex. In general, this sex type may not be suitable for amateurs to enjoy. Individuals with a certain level of experience may be interested with this sex category.
AN EXAMPLE OF KINKY-SEX:
Maria and Kate are two young, beautiful girls who everyone think would be very innocent. However, their true sides reveal when they are alone with their shared boyfriend. Once then, the two cute girls instantly become mindless sluts thinking of nothing but sex. They would act as dogs, sticking out their tongues and begging to their boyfriend for his cock as if he was their master. They would only think of perverted thoughts as they become slaves to their boyfriend's cock, licking and sucking it like their life depended on it. They could no longer live without this cock, and would be willing to live a life of endless sex, gladly being knocked off by the cock until their pussies are completely destroyed.
kinky-sex by HelpfulJack January 6, 2019

kinky bum sex 

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
kinky bum sex by bitchuck October 23, 2023

Kinky Gay Sex 

Gey secks involving many things such as a man cumming all over your face, or getting cummed in then drinking it threw a straw, and feeling your man all over with whip cream.
Paul was happily engaging in Kinky Gay Sex sucking on Matt's dick. Matt started thrusting hard inside slapping his nuts on Paul's Eye sockets. Matt pulled out and came all over Paul's face. Paul was smiling with a cum face and Matt took a pic of it. Hawt kinky buttsecks.

kinky butt sex

state of giving sex in a kinky way. rubbing penis around the rim then in.
what are u doing. Having kinky butt sex?
what type of porn u lookin at? Kinky butt sex
kinky butt sex by Lancerbean March 13, 2004
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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