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safe sex kink 

when you or your partner can only get turned on knowing that you are having the safest sex possible. this includes being on the pill, being tested for all std's, and also wearing a condom.
I got so hard knowing that my bitch was tested and on the pill, i fucking love my safe sex kink.
safe sex kink by notafuckassbitch August 16, 2018

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex 

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?

kinky-sex 

A type of sexual intercourse that is controversial among different people; some think it is vulgar while others acknowledge and praise that it brings more sexual excitement. Kinky sex is often regarded as sex involving BDSM, sex toys or simply ceaseless sex. In general, this sex type may not be suitable for amateurs to enjoy. Individuals with a certain level of experience may be interested with this sex category.
AN EXAMPLE OF KINKY-SEX:
Maria and Kate are two young, beautiful girls who everyone think would be very innocent. However, their true sides reveal when they are alone with their shared boyfriend. Once then, the two cute girls instantly become mindless sluts thinking of nothing but sex. They would act as dogs, sticking out their tongues and begging to their boyfriend for his cock as if he was their master. They would only think of perverted thoughts as they become slaves to their boyfriend's cock, licking and sucking it like their life depended on it. They could no longer live without this cock, and would be willing to live a life of endless sex, gladly being knocked off by the cock until their pussies are completely destroyed.
kinky-sex by HelpfulJack January 6, 2019

kinky bum sex 

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
kinky bum sex by bitchuck October 23, 2023

Kinky Gay Sex 

Gey secks involving many things such as a man cumming all over your face, or getting cummed in then drinking it threw a straw, and feeling your man all over with whip cream.
Paul was happily engaging in Kinky Gay Sex sucking on Matt's dick. Matt started thrusting hard inside slapping his nuts on Paul's Eye sockets. Matt pulled out and came all over Paul's face. Paul was smiling with a cum face and Matt took a pic of it. Hawt kinky buttsecks.

kinky butt sex

state of giving sex in a kinky way. rubbing penis around the rim then in.
what are u doing. Having kinky butt sex?
what type of porn u lookin at? Kinky butt sex
kinky butt sex by Lancerbean March 13, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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