Sergetini 

The art of the homemade Sergetini originates in the City of Montreal. This martini is made with a healthy dose of vodka (mixers choice), a whisper of vermouth, and a dabble of olives and/or pickled onions. The difference between the Sergetini and a regular martini is that no ingredients are to be measured and the alcoholic content increases significantly as the evening progresses.

"Let's get those Sergetini's flowin'!"

Sergetini by Sergemo December 18, 2013

Serpentine 

A last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. It will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.

"We're surrounded. What are we gonna do?!"
"SERPENTINE!"

Serpentine by The Majick March 15, 2008

Chris Sorrentino 

1. Lightweight who can't get it up and likes anal sex.
2. Someone prone to yelling when he is just trying to talk.
3. That bro in your dorm no one likes.

"Sorry, girl, I can't get it up"-Bro Fag
"Wow, you're such a Chris Sorrentino"-Slutty Girl

Chris Sorrentino by TheKimmer September 7, 2010

Serpentious 

SERPENTious is a word that derives its roots from the words SERPENT and surreptiTIOUS serpent as in snake and surreptitious as in sneaky represents a person who is seen as a sneaky character and and has snake like behavior in they way of always sliding in and out of conversation.

'i am feeling in a very serpentious mood'

Serpentious by serpentious July 31, 2006

Sorrentino

The best last name in the world. It's Italian.

The Sorrentino family is so kick ass and talented.

Sorrentino by JoelleRose December 23, 2008

Toilet Serpentine 

The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.

Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."

Toilet Serpentine by Tactical BJ May 31, 2010

Serpentine Logic 

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.

Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.

Serpentine Logic by Intuit July 20, 2010