selfhealer 

A God that cannot be destroyed, a rubber band man that just bounces back

Phillip Melling: "That guy is a cock! Snork!!"

Roddy: "Yea but I hear he's doing so much better that you, has so much more money now, his own house, car and gf whilst your just still a drug using, child touching little tramp!"

*snap!* the rubber band takes out its next victim!!
The third person is a Selfhealer"

(also the name of a song by an obscure Scottish band called "Idlewild" fronted by "Roddy Woomble".
Great name or what!

selfhealer by selfhealer February 13, 2010

Selfhelpie 

When you are on FaceTime, and someone else holds the phone up to a mirror so you can capture a selfie.

Selfhelpie Selfie FaceTime Photo Pic

Selfhelpie by klinzyk May 16, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008