Scrap Wrap

Wrapping a gift with random pieces of wrapping paper... usually what's left over from all of your other presents. It usually uses much more tape than a normal wrap job and is always reserved for someone you have a special connection with. Done to the right person, possibly a sibling, it's a plus. To the wrong person, like a girlfriend or wife (unless she's perfect), a definite minus.

At Christmas I always wrap everyone's gifts all nice and tidy then scrap wrap my bro's cause he always puts mine in a brown paper bag and writes my name on it with a sharpie.

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Husband: Sorry I scrap wrapped your gift, honey... I ran out of paper this morning.

Wife: It's over, I'm moving in with my sister. And, by the way, I'm sleeping with your best friend!!!

by n!!an December 23, 2010