scottish chainmail

It is a auto-erotic device from during the medieval ages or around those parts. It incorporates two inward facing "spikes" in the female version and later there was a male version made with only one. Its believed they were successful until the crusades, then they had to go underground or for back alley usage.

It also believed there were many attachments, however, there isn't any archeological evidence to support this.
Guy A: did you hear about Scottish Chainmail?

Guy B: yeah, they are so beast

Guy A: DUDE!!!

Guy B: what?...I didn't say I used it
by uber-delphi magus October 10, 2010
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