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Sausage Throttler

A homeosexual act whereby a man compresses the penis (sausage) of another man, restricting the flow of semen.

The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
"Sebastian throttled my sausage so hard last night that when he released his grip I showered his face in cum"

"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"

"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"

Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage

Sausage Throater 

Hey! "sausage throater" how's business ya twat.
Sausage Throater by Dman76 March 26, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026