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What women get from sucking dirty dick. Usually in the form of some herpes of the gum line or cankers.

Tina started getting a bleeding mouth lately. She went on a dick binge and picked up Mouth Sores from a shit load of filthy cock.

Mouth Sores by will bitten February 11, 2017

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toe socks

Like gloves for your feet; the fabric goes around each toe separately. Fun & Cool!

The toe socks proved to be a hit & a popular gift. So Cute!

toe socks by Starchylde May 30, 2016

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socks and sandals • sochs • Socks off • socksfor1 • Sockses • #socks • scese • Scesnrs • sobese • Sobeski

socks sex

When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse

Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!

socks sex by JDawg 316 April 13, 2016

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Toddlers Socks

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

Toddlers Socks by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020

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grippy socks

grippy socks is kind of a code word for mental health facility because when your in one they give you grippy socks instead of shoes

person A: it wasnt bad when i had grippy socks
person B: yea i played a lot of uno

grippy socks by nqlqni January 19, 2021

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Awks socks

a saying to throw out there into yo convo when things get awkward.

Jackattack: Party at your house on the weekend?

Sandman: Yeah sure...but I won't be there.

Jackattack: Awks socks.

Awks socks by sandysandmansanford November 7, 2011

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Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.

“He can suck my socks.”

Suck my socks by Michael Jackson wife July 18, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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