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S. S. Seward

The worst school ever!!! The food sucks and there is too much toxicity... You cannot be accepted for who you are!
DONT GO TO THIS SCHOOL!!!
Random Child: Do you go to S. S. Seward
Marz: Sadly, yes.
Child: Damn your life sucks!
by Marz64 January 14, 2021
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Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.
Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.
by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012
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Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?
by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006
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