(V) To completely annihilate a woman's self-esteem by fucking her stupid and then kicking her out of bed because you cannot get comfortable. The result is creating a woman so distraught that she will do anything to get your approval.
Man 1: Hey, did you hook up with that girl last night?
Man 2: Yea, I Ryan McIntyred her so bad.
Man 1: Why would you do that?
Man 2: Because it keeps her begging for my attention... and sperm.
Man 2: Yea, I Ryan McIntyred her so bad.
Man 1: Why would you do that?
Man 2: Because it keeps her begging for my attention... and sperm.
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