Russian Burrito 

Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.

After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.

Russian Burrito by Dingle Barry February 9, 2009

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken 

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

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rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008