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Runescape Addict 

Runescape addict is someone who is really really really really really really really really... really really really really really really really really really really addicted to Runescape. Beware of these people. They have alot of issues and need to go into rehab.
A life of a Runescape Addict
05:00am - 10:00am : Runescape
10:01am - 10:05am : Bathroom Break
10:06am - 03:00pm : Runescape/Breakfast+Snacks
03:01pm - 03:05pm : Bathroom Break
03:06pm - 07:00pm : Runescape
07:01pm - 07:05pm : Dinner/Due to parents threatening to take away computer
07:06pm - 04:59am : Runescape/Snacks

*Next day... * they repeat the same schedule over again. Their skin starts turning white due to not being out in the sun.. they begin to lose irl friends and girlfriends/boyfriends and replace those people for other runescape players.

- These people never go outside to see the sun. Its like they're vampires.
Runescape Addict by Marko-94 January 25, 2008
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RuneScape Addict 

A runescape addict is obsessed to runescape and will reject offers to play sports or go outside even to play with his/her dog. They are thinking about runescape all of the time and talk about nothing else. Also they can become prone to violence because they kill people everyday in runescape and think there is no difference between runescape and real life. They can even try to hack school or work computers because they are obsessed with runescape and cannot survive a week without it.
Joe is playing runescape.

Joe: *Grunt* Ooooooohhh I'm level 80!!
Harry: Joe, stop playing runescape, get a life, ask a girl out!
Joe: I have a girlfriend, she is level 76 *Grunt*
Harry: Stop playing runescape!!!
Joe: But I always feel like something is missing when I'm not playing runescape.

Joe's birthday.

Harry: Here's your present!
Joe: Is it a coupon for RS gold?!?!?!?
Harry: No, it's for rehab.
Joe: NOOOOOOOOO...
Harry: Your a runescape addict, admit it!
RuneScape Addict by Colin Werner January 6, 2008

Runescape Addiction

When you're addicted to runescape
How do you know when your addicted to runescape? when a friend asks you to help them in a fight at school and you ask if its in multi.

Last night john briones got sent to prison because of his runescape addiction
Runescape Addiction by Nerve2kill October 3, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004