Ron Burghandy 

how a group of people reply to a single person who has sent out a mass text that they all received. receiving a mass text is the most annoying thing since the beginning of time. if you are with 1 or more people and you all get the same text then get your revenge with a good old fashioned "ron burghandying".

drunk friend sends to: friend 1, friend 2, friend 3, friend 4

drunk friend: i just woke up under a trampoline wearing a toga and a sombraro.. i may be out of state. who wants to come pick me up??!

replies:
friend 1: i am ron burghandy?
friend 2: i am ron burghandy?
friend 3:i am ron burghandy?
friend 4:i am ron burghandy?

Ron Burghandy by mmosley0707 December 8, 2010

Ron Burgundy 

A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.

Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!

Ron Burgundy by Nathan Algren June 24, 2004

Ron Burgundy-ism

A Ron Burgundy-ism is an exclamation, an exclamation, used by San Diego's own, svelte and classy anchorman, Ron Burgundy.

"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"

"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!

"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"

"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"

"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"

"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!

Ron Burgundy-ism by crystal0615 January 15, 2009

Ron Burgandy 

narration There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

Ron Burgandy: (looking at his reflection in the mirror) Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.

Ron Burgandy by i lie pie July 4, 2006

Ron Burgundy 

He has a voice that can make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes sinotra look like a hobo

By the beard of zues
super duper....neato gang

Ron Burgundy says "you have an absolutely breath-taking hinie...i mean that thing is good...i wanna make friends with it" and "Im stormin your castle with my steed me lady"

Ron Burgundy by brick tambland May 17, 2006

Ron Burgandy 

The BAlls
an man with a voice to sooth the savage beast, hair like a god, and suits so fine he makes sinatra look like a hobo.

Most of my freinds talk like Ron Burgandy because he is The Balls

Ron Burgandy by Colte May 2, 2005

Ron Burgundy 

The awesome person himself who holds a ytmnd accound to spread his awesomeness to enlighten the masses.

Greeting: "Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Pained: "Knights of Columbus that hurts!" Defensive: "I’m not a baby, I’m a man; I am an ANCHORMAN!" Joking: "I have some very urgent and important breaking news…CANNONBALL!"

Ron Burgundy by Ron Burgundy July 16, 2004