red hot riplets 

murphy lee's chips

I need some kool-aid....with my red hot riplets!

red hot riplets by Yayo January 2, 2004

ring rivets 

A bad case of piles.

"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"

ring rivets by mbkid23 September 13, 2008

Rivetspawn

A person whose appearance looks like they were assembled from spare parts — mismatched limbs, clunky proportions, and overall post-apocalyptic DIY cyborg energy. Think steampunk Frankenstein, but without the charm. Often used to describe someone who looks like they were designed by trial, error, and spite.

“She walked in like a rivetspawn — knees backward, elbows forward, and not a single matching part.”
“Dude got that rivetspawn body type. Built like a Mad Max side quest.”
“Not even AI could generate that build. That’s handcrafted rivetspawn architecture.”

Rivetspawn by Urban zai June 10, 2025

Anal Rivets 

When you have herpes and hemorrhoids

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets

Anal Rivets by Hussyliptus April 1, 2023

Looking at the rivets

When a certain commodity or supply in in such short supply that you're almost out of it entirely. Used similarly to "running on fumes". Originated from riveted tanks, when they're almost empty you can see the rivets.

I'm about out of propane. Another day or two and I'll be looking at the rivets.

Looking at the rivets by hectorr December 1, 2020