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Smartest Nigga in the world, but ugly asf and sucks at basketball, and gets no bitches. But roast on Versace for getting all the murrieta bitches.
I wish I can get with that girl but I'm a River Recatto.

Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !
by riverrecatto October 13, 2014
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