Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

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Rickdickless

A very bad idea passed down from upper management, usually a knee jerk reaction.

The boss said we cannot pass this problem off to engineering until we determine how to fix it, that is fucking rickdickless.

by Yosairian March 21, 2014

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richstick

A common alternative name for the sport of lacrosse. Refers to the fact that everyone who plays has at least one trust-fund set up in their name.

Anyone else play lacrosse?

>richstick

by herpnderp January 9, 2011

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ripstick

1. A skateboard thing with two wheels and a middle section that twists awesomely for increased motion and awesomeness.

2. A person who's really petite and skinny but has really toned muscles.

3. A mispronunciation of lipstick.

I got decked by a guy on a ripstick and broke my arm!!

She's so small yet so ripped. What a ripstick!

My ripstick shade is called Hibiscus.

by mapleleaf~ August 7, 2012

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Prickstick

Obviously linked with the school-favourite adhesive company 'Prittstick', this is an insult with a touch of humour.

Dear Mr Gill,
You are a prickstick.
Kind regards,
Barry

by Dr Harry Koch January 24, 2005

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dickstick

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.

P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"

by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

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