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The position taken up by a naked man with an erect penis when approaching his female partner in anticipation of sexual activity. The hips are thrust forward and the knees slightly bent in order to accentuate the appearance of the penis and emphasise the dimensions of the organ, and the hands are sometimes placed on the hips or buttocks, to direct attention towards the obviously eager and menacing phallus.
"What time did Jonathan go home last night? I heard quite a rumpus at about midnight."

"We watched the end of the movie and then Jon went to the bathroom for a few minutes - he came back with a serious Rhino Stance - it was awesome."

"What did you do Nicola?"

"What DIDN'T we do Mom?!"

"Stop right there, I don't need to know."
by Katie4eyes May 07, 2018
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