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When a person tries so desperately hard to fit in and yet no one likes him. Often Restuccio's will spend their time doing P90X in hopes that they will lose weight and people will start to like them. One of the most valuable traits of a Restuccio is that they are natural chubby chasers and will stop at nothing to seduce the largest women on the planet. Amen.
Bill: So Tom went hogging this weekend.

Frank: Hes such a Restuccio!
by I Heart House May 21, 2009
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