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Reincarnation Theory

The metaphysical framework positing that souls incarnate repeatedly, learning and evolving through multiple lifetimes. In Reincarnation Theory, death is not the end but a graduation—a transition between lessons. Birth is not a beginning but an enrollment—the soul entering a new classroom with new lessons, new challenges, new opportunities. The circumstances of each life—family, body, talents, struggles—are not random but chosen (or assigned) based on what the soul needs to learn. Karma is not punishment but pedagogy—the natural consequence of actions, guiding the soul toward greater wisdom and compassion. Reincarnation Theory explains the apparent injustice of life (it's not unjust, just incomprehensible within one lifetime), the diversity of human experience (souls are at different stages), and the sense that we've been here before (we have). It's the framework for those who experience life as school, not prison.
Example: "She'd always been drawn to ancient Egypt—not as a tourist but as a homecoming. Reincarnation Theory explained it: she'd lived there before, in another life, and the memories lingered as interests, affinities, unexplained knowledge. She wasn't imagining it; she was remembering, dimly, across the veil of death and birth. The feeling of recognition was real recognition."
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026