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Regret Sex 

Sex that one will regret later. Can be a result of sex under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or sex with someone who has an STD. Other situations can result in regret sex, though, as long as the fornicator in question regrets the sex they had after they do it.

No one has regret sex on purpose. There is no fetish for regret sex.
Guy 1: Oh, look at Steve, he's going to the bedroom with Carla!

Guy 2: Carla is ugly, and has herpes!

Guy 1: Steve is about to have some SERIOUS regret sex!!
Regret Sex by Maxam4 June 29, 2009
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mid sex regret 

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.
“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”
mid sex regret by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025

Sexual Regret 

Thought you are having sex with a person and figuring out it wasn't them.
The Catholic Priest Felt Sexual Regret when he accidentally molested a little girl not a little boy.
Sexual Regret by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010

regretsenstrudel 

Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.
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