Rectal specter 

someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.

If that rectal specter makes one more "that's what she said" joke im going to chris brown a bitch

Rectal specter by Sublimon January 22, 2010

Spectral Rectal

When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.

"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
"Oh, shit..."

Spectral Rectal by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012