boner queso 

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.

boner queso by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017

Blumpkin con Queso 

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa

While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

Blumpkin con Queso by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013

Senor Queso 

The one and only god among us and is super cool. They are one of the most greatest people alive in the world and will continue to be the greatest. They are shy, lonely, and super insecure. They also have a difficult time making new friends. Senor Queso is also the leader of cheese so respect them when buying cheese. They are friends with some very intelligent humans as well which is why it is difficult for them to make friends. Their daily meal is cheese, milk, cheese, etc.

Senor Queso is a unique person.
Oh my is that the god himself, senor queso??

Senor Queso by Senor Queso October 15, 2020

Queso Crunchwrap 

something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.

taco bell better bring the queso crunchwrap back,or im going to sue

Queso Crunchwrap by y2c January 16, 2009

Parmesean Quesodilla 

A gay sex act were a fat man is sitting down and his partner inserts his penis into his fat rolls and ejaculates into said roll of fat, then the partner would proceeds to eat it out of his roll.

"Enrique makes one hell of a Parmesean Quesodilla!"

Parmesean Quesodilla by American Badass November 4, 2013

Al Con Queso 

Hispanic Terrorist; that plans to take over america.

ohshitAl Con QuesoNooooo!

Al Con Queso by Healthy Beverage September 5, 2013

quesosexual 

One that enters into sexual relations with, or relating to, cheese of various assortments. Cheese may also frequent one's pick up lines and/or sexual fantasies. Essentially, one who is quesosexual is arroused by cheese. Arrousal may be triggered by smell, taste, texture, or appearance of cheese. Quesosexuals may only be attracted to cheese sexually or they may have a fetish for cheese. Either instance is a case of quesosexuality.

It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a quesosexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.

quesosexual by Sassy Susan January 28, 2014