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Purity Beard 

A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.
I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.
Purity Beard by Levi S.B. October 27, 2011
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Purity Beard 

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.
Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.
Purity Beard by Madric44 July 7, 2017
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