Puddin' Crotch 

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!
Guy 2: What ya mean bra?
Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch
Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
Guy 1: Bra for sure

Puddin' Crotch by pelio September 26, 2006

Crotch pudding 

noun:
A combination of exfoliated epithelial cells (skin), transudated skin oils, and moisture. Occurring in both male and female genital area, most often accumulates on taint, grundle, or ABC.

Also known as smegma.

Note: white in color, smells like death, not recommended for courtesy sniff after genital scratch.

She had so much crotch pudding I put on a bib and got a spoon!
I had to shave my beard to remove the crotch pudding.

Crotch pudding by Krotch kriket August 27, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008