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hank pecker 

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.
Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first
hank pecker by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Pecker Dial 

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.
Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
Pecker Dial by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker

The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.
my girlfriend told me she wanted a chocolate cherry pucker plucker for desert.

pecker pickin 

When a man is scratching, picking/pinching, grabbing or adjusting his Penis/Balls
Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.

I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!
pecker pickin by ashane January 4, 2018

butt pucker

Describes tightening of one's anal sphincter muscle as a result of experiencing of experiencing something extremely awkward, uncomfortable or thrilling. It is used in the same way as the expression "to get a pit in one's stomach" where stomach muscles cramp due to undergoing the same set of feelings.

While relatively rare if the distress is too much both butt puckering and a pit in the stomach can occur at the same time.
His butt puckered because he realized that she might have find out he was sleeping with her sister.

Whenever I ride on the roller coaster or bungee jump my butt puckers.
butt pucker by ma_man March 5, 2017

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry 

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.