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Progressives Anonymous is a place for Progressives to go to combat the disease of Progressivism.
Progressives Anonymous is a national fellowship of men and women who share the disease of Progressivism and are ideologically obsessed with its totalitarian philosophy. It is nonprofessional, self-supporting, multiracial, and available almost everywhere. There are no age or education requirements. Membership is open to anyone who wants to do something about his or her ideological obsession to totalitarianism.

At Progressives Anonymous (PA) Progressives can openly discuss their addiction disease in a very familiar hive minded environment where the addict can learn from the experiences of other addicts that want to get and remain free of their all consuming obsession.

Using the TWELVE STEPS OF PROGRESSIVES ANONYMOUS and the TWELVE TRADITIONS OF PROGRESSIVES ANONYMOUS we strive to remain free of our obsession with the disease of Progressivism which causes complete ideological blindness, absolute rejection of accepted reality, and rampant opinion bigotry.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference.
by Zoltar Speaks! June 12, 2018
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