Panophobia

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

Panphobia

Panphobia is the fear of everything. Despite the name, panphobia is not registered as a type of phobia in medical references.

Charlie suffers from panphobia and therefore has an unexplainable fear of everything.

by Something Badass August 6, 2015

penaphobia

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...

Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.

by Kelly April 19, 2005

priaphobia

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.

Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.

by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017

phalaphobia

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Vanguard September 12, 2003

Pantaphobia

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

by Lezzy February 22, 2019

paranophobia

Being afraid of fear.

His paranophobia kept him from being afraid.

by Bradley Hodges April 3, 2006