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Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.
Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix
by joe wackamole January 7, 2021
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A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.
by sixburghbbb July 11, 2010
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penis portal

Another term for a girl who sleeps around.
After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.
by Capri Baker April 25, 2006
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