Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found him in a ditch hours later.

by Glenn Hayes October 1, 2003

Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found in a ditch hours later.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

Porn Star Dancing

the debut single by the Canadian rock band My Darkest Days from their self-titled debut album released on September 21, 2010

It performed better on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks chart, where it spent two weeks at number one. Chad Kroeger of Nickelback sings a verse in the Porn Star Dancing video, which was filmed at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas

by Wendysfg May 8, 2023

Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

dance porn

The films that showcase seventy-five percent filler material created for the sole purpose of featuring choreographic orgasms. i.e., Step Up, Step Up 2, You Got Served, etc.

Man, I had no desire to go clubbin' last night, but after some dance porn, I couldn't get out the door fast enough.

by gapingmaw August 27, 2009

Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.

John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!

by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010