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Spit On A Girls Back, So She THINKS Youve Come,
Then Ejaculate In Her Eye,

Whilst She Stumbles Around Clutching The Eye,

You Kick Her In The Shin

This Causes Her To Hop About Holding Her Hand Over An Eye...

Just Like A Pirate
A Poppin Pirate.
>You Seeing Eli Again?

>>Nah She Wasn't Too Happy 'Bout The Poppin' Pirate I Gave Her
by Travis-Bickle October 10, 2006
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