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Poop neck

When someone takes a dump, comes out of the bathroom, sneaks up on you and puts their hands around your neck in a playful, joking manner. They may or may not have washed their hands.
Damn, Shotwell came out of the bathroom and gave me a poop neck!
by Dmills January 3, 2009
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Poop Necklace

When you poop on a girl's chest and then smear it so it looks like a necklace. Very similar to a pearl necklace, except with poop.
"So the other day I was hanging out with this girl, next thing you know I'm giving her a poop necklace."
by Tom Shane March 17, 2008
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Houston Poopneck

A Houston Poopneck is when a person shits on another persons neck. Often times resembles a St. Bernard's dog turd, and may often contain last nights dinner.
Dale has a nasty houston poopneck going on today!

See Aubrey Coleman.
by Aubrey Coleman March 19, 2010
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poopneck

Bad posture from sitting on the toilet a lot, maybe from diarrhea &/ constipation.
The food I ate earlier imprisoned me on the toilet for 2 hours & now I have temporary poopneck.
by Definitively Cool October 25, 2023
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