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An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.

Watch out for the Poop Handle!

Poop Handle by Big Tasty March 27, 2009

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Poonhandler

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.

Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.

Poonhandler by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016

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Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire

Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"

Poopcandle by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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