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Poop Handle

An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.
by Big Tasty March 27, 2009
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Poonhandler

A promiscuous man that goes around begging women for sex.
Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016
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Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire
Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"
by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009
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