Poo grate
An expression of hatred or a way to get revenge.
The protagonist defecates onto a piece of plastic wrap, wraps it, and places it in the freezer. Once it is fully frozen, he/she takes it, along with a sturdy cheese grater, to the (temporarily vacated) home, car or office of the enemy, and proceeds to grate the frozen shit all throughout the interior.
It is most effective when the gratings are deposited into all nooks and crannies, down the back of couches, inside drawers, etc etc.
A nice finishing touch is to then leave the heating on.
The protagonist defecates onto a piece of plastic wrap, wraps it, and places it in the freezer. Once it is fully frozen, he/she takes it, along with a sturdy cheese grater, to the (temporarily vacated) home, car or office of the enemy, and proceeds to grate the frozen shit all throughout the interior.
It is most effective when the gratings are deposited into all nooks and crannies, down the back of couches, inside drawers, etc etc.
A nice finishing touch is to then leave the heating on.
Poo grate by weaselteats January 24, 2011
Get the Poo grate mug.