Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

Poobobber

one who dunks there head in a bucket of water in hope of pulling a lob of poo out with their mouth.

wow john's got mad poobobbing skills, he a pro (poobobber).

by roddywordhair August 7, 2009