Poncy Nord

A contradiction of terms, often utilised when one is so manly (viking perhaps) that it is impossible to take away from their undeniable maculinity

I must admit Rob's moustache proved that he is undoubtedly a Poncy Nord. I am so jealous

by Overly manly man December 6, 2012

Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 23, 2020