polyester nightmare 

A polyester nightmare is overwhelming, shape and color combinations often seen in disco and Hawaiian clothing especially of the seventies.

The Hawaiian disco band was a polyester nightmare!

polyester nightmare by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

polyester fester 

The smell that results from wearing polyester all day, especially common after wearing panty-hose at work for an eight hour shift.

Jenni lost the bet and had to wear rubber pants all day, boy, I bet she had a bad case of the polyester fester!

polyester fester by StephD134 September 26, 2007

Polyester

A pejorative term used to describe the collective group of uniformed police officers in a given community, often by other public safety professionals who have a rivalry-based relationship. Refers to the polyester uniforms made from recycled plastic six-pack rings worn by many police officers.

Firefighter: Did you see the city gave the cops an 8% pay raise?

Union representative: Yeah, the city always gives in to Polyester when their contract's up.

Polyester by Hot East February 19, 2009

polyester

the grossest cheapest fabric ever.
poser material.

polyester sucks

polyester by eeeeebeebee June 28, 2008

polyester girl 

1. A girl who has had too much plastic surgery.

2. A song by the Regurgitators.

girl 1: "Did you hear that Alice got a boob job and a nose job."

girl 2: "God she must be a polyester girl."

polyester girl by murphy809 December 16, 2007

polyester patriot 

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.

There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.

polyester patriot by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018

polyester coon 

a black man or woman who dresses in the style of a pimp or wears polyester even though it is way out of style.

here comes Leroy with his new polyester dress shirt . he is a real polyester coon!

shawtakiki wore her polyester pant suit to the club ... what a polyester coon!

polyester coon by James Crow July 5, 2008